Kosher Certified Apps

Hi, I just found out there are a such thing as Kosher certified apps. Anyone know if there are Halal certified apps, or other indications of retardation?

Today, I made kosher certified pancakes with kosher certified maple syrup using kosher certified flour, kosher certified baking soda, kosher certified salt, kosher certified vanilla extract, kosher certified sugar, kosher certified organic eggs from kosher fowl, kosher certified organic milk, and kosher certified organic butter without whey cream.

I paid my kosher tax. Did you, goy?