So it seems that I have a Jewish ancestor

I had no idea I was a Jew and I don't really know what to do of it.

Anyway I have a lot of catching up to do. How do I scam the goyim? How to jew them for fun and profit? Can you share your best tricks?

Please help a jewbro out!

Why don't you faggots stop using /prog/ as your personal toilet and actually post something substantially related to programing instead of your "ironic" shitposting and other such faggotry? Your "irony" has long since stopped being "funny." You should all just be permabanned for being memespouting faggots to begin with. Furthermore you are board wreckers who contribute nothing to this board and are directly responsible for the state of /prog/.