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Name: Anonymous 2016-01-30 5:04

Graduated from CS with an ENTERPRISE GPA and got pressured by my recruiter to take my first offer literally the day after I put my resume on LinkedIn as a "Product Support Engineer" because it had "potential for a C# developer position." The interviewers shoved the contract in my face as soon as they could and being the autistic shut-in baby I am I meekly took the pen and signed it so they didn't get mad at me.

So the recruiter basically made 10 grand off of me in less than a week (25% of first year salary) and I got a job answering phones to pay off my $50k in student loans.

At least he paid for my $20 lunch, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2016-02-04 15:33

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Anal Touring is a technique where you take a TM that accepts two parameters, a machine and the starting tape, and wrap it in a machine that duplicates its single parameter and calls the first machine, and then you call that machine with itself as a parameter. That lets you find its fixed point(s) or prove that it doesn't exist.

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