Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad

Java is popufur and therefore automatically bad with turbospergs who have committed to a lifelong servitutde of le using le shit …. SOFTWARE!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, anything that worko-s ain't ever gonna be "good" according to some

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Java is excellent for GUI programming, databases, conventional business applications, and the like, but I find it rather weak for AI which has distorted my perception of it somewhat. Data-driven programming for example is a great basic AI technique and Java doesn't support it directly. I am not trying to be mean just trying to promote high standards.

There is no such thing as a perfect language but when it comes to most conventional applications Java is pretty well-rounded. But don't try to do advanced AI stuff with it because it is not well-suited. This is why we need a variety of different languages and not a monoculture that thinks it can solve everything with objects.