Ian Murdoch is committing suicide on Twitter

Debian's fonder has gone completely mad. He claims he's been raped by a female cop and threatens to commit suicide.

Watch it live: twitter.com/imurdoch

>>119
What the fuck is it with these types. They can't handle the shame of being processed by cops and they just off themselves. They'd rather die than live to see their public image tarnished.

>>120
You don't have to take it like a bitch.

>>119
How did he kill himself? I only ask because I entertain the idea that he was murdered because he noticed a backdoor in debian.

>>122
He ate an apple he had poisoned several hours before hand and had left on the table until he forgot about it, and died in extreme pain and a pool of bloody vomit in the spirit of Anal Touring.

>>120
He was piss drunk and lashing out at least at where his wife was staying. It's not a huge leap to think that he was acting like a fuck towards the cops, too. I would doubt the extremity of his claims as to what the cops did, though it should be investigated just in case.

TL;DR: Don't trust the words of a drunk, whiny bitch.

This is now the David Bowie memorial thread.
I don't know which Linux distro he made but it must have been a pretty popular one.