Idiots don't know how to parse...

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/28256/equation-expression-parser-with-precedence

WTF? The accepted answer is from someone who thinks recursive descent is "hard" and a ridiculously bloated parser-generator is "easy"? Pure bisonshit! Almost every real (and toy) compiler uses some variant of recursive-descent. Even GCC, which would probably be the biggest user of Bison, moved to recursive-descent years ago.

These aren't even programmers, these are Java-sipping codemonkeys who know next to nothing about how anything really works and can only parrow "reinventing the wheel" and other "enterprise best practices" bullshit.

>>38
The only tractable way to generate meaningful error messages giving suggested fixes in a non-accusatory tone (I EXPECTED A CLOSING BRACE HERE YOU FUCKING MEATBAG) is to special-case them. By definition you cannot do that generically.
_{By the way, it makes me hot when you do that.}

>>41
A programming languages is a UI too. Treat your users nicely. It's no longer 1989. There's room in your program for a little internal documentation.