Infinity Awesome

I want to tell you about this thing called "Infinity Awesome". Sorry I mean "Infinity Fuck Yeah". Wait no, "Infinity Next", yeah that's it. It's basically going to be the most ghetto fabulous techno-fly bizness for your sheeeeiiiit, and it's being developed in house right here right now at this post-cuck hotpocket infested slum we call [post error] h- [post error] hom [post error] … this hotpocket infested slum we call home.

What does Infinity Next offer you? Fucking everything. Internet fame, riches, girlfriends all around. It's coded to be the most streamlined series of pylon enhanced access points modulated with compressed transfer streams for all your badonkadonk needs. You want Normies? It has that. You don't want Normies? It has that too. It's pages upon pages of tomorrow's memes today looped into a wormhole and injected straight into your eyeballs. And if you were sick of the hotpocketry, guess what, I'm posting from Infinity Next 5 years in the future right now with it's temporal flux legacy shitposting feature, and I've prevented any hotpockets from posting in this thread. What what bitches.

Infinity Next is everyone's jam, so get hyped because it's going to change. your. life. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date on Next's holodeck with a 10/10 Japanese model who wants all 20 inches of that infinity dick.

1. Significantly longer import times than what was expected.
2. Some content (specifically, webm thumbnails and a few custom board items) were not imported at all.

Why would this ever be an issue? Here is how you should have done this part:
* Close old-8ch temporarily
* Copy the database
* Boot old-8ch back up
* import from the copy into next

Now the import can take any amount of time and it will not affect users of the site. You can validate it to ensure everything was imported correctly before bringing next up.

3. The NFS drive / the importer had invalid permissions which stalled the import by a number of hours.

Use ZFS and don't be a fucking noob about permissions. man chmod. man chown. read it.

4. PostgreSQL queries for the new database now containing multiple millions of active records are too slow for production purposes.

You should have tested your software on the scale of data 8ch has before trying to bring it up live. This was the entire reason for rewriting the software - not testing it properly first is gross incompetence.

Do a small import before doing a large one to test permissions are set up correctly.

Do not stay up for 3 days straight: you will be stupider than usual.