Let's create unbreakable DRM

1. All media is encrypted executable code. For example, there are not true videos published, but actual instructions for drawing an image on the screen. Programs are likewise encrypted. Those instructions are encrypted with a streaming cipher public-private key encryption scheme and are decrypted in hardware.
2. The chips in charge of decoding images use the mechanisms of Xerox's self-destructing chips. Any would-be reverse engineer will just end up having his shit blown up.
3. Each chip is etched with a unique number that it's keys are derived from. The media publisher operates a service that the client hardware contacts with it's request, telemetry data, and it's encryption key. The service stores the media in an intermediate form that allows for efficient watermarking and encryption.

Boom, no more piracy or ad blocking ever.

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The greed of Intel and Microsoft wanting to put a computer in every home. The only way to do that was by sending users vastly overpowered machines that they could barely use. Now that we have always-on high speed internet superhighway connections, we can reverse that harmful trend take advantage of the economies of scales once again.

Also, the executives at Intel and Microsoft were really into child porn and wanted to hide their disgusting habits, and to help others of their ilk to stay hidden so that they could keep killing precious little children. Thankfully, companies like Google are fully committed to removing such degeneracies from the internet. I mean, Bing doesn't even blacklist lolicon for fucks sake! It's almost as bad just as bad even worse than going back in time and giving Hitler a super-Enigma machine. If you aren't using the cloud, then fuck you.