Haskell is cancer.

The Haskell culture has long ago started to influence development of programming languages.

Today mainstream languages are becoming more shit due to Haskell.

I fear for the future.

>>20-23
Yeah, C and JavaScript aren't the choice language for enlightenment. I didn't attempt to imply that. However, reality persists the world ultimately runs on them. Honestly, this is no different than saying to learn assembly decades ago. And with given time constraints, Common-Lisp and C will cover most paradigms. Otherwise, learn the specialized languages. "Heresy!"

* Learn the paradigms.
* Learn the platforms.
* Go do whatever you what.

Is that really trolling?