/prog/ - ``Computer science''

Name: Jerry Seinfeld 2015-09-15 3:04

Why do they call it computer science?
It's not about computers and it's not a science.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 9:54

>>39

Monads are a formal way of describing a context

No, they're burritos, you idiot!
Ultimately, monads are just types of a certain class that satisfy certain laws. You cannot make this definition any more specific without cock-blocking some monads. If you think that monads are "a formal way of describing a context", then you're precluding yourself from thinking about a certain subset of monads as monads. Which is just stupid and wrong.

Name: Reptilian 2015-09-26 10:37

as humans

step up, nigga

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:18

>>41
please don't have this discussion here.....

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:23

the one thing that would completely destroy prog is self confessed haskell programmers coming here to explain "monads" to us.
We already know. We don't care. Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:28

>>44
You don't know shit, imperative pig.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 19:51

>>45
Monads are shit, so you're saying (s)he doesn't know monads. How do you know (s)he doesn't know monads?

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 19:59

>>46
If he were a she, we'd instantly know she doesn't know monads, since women are too busy caring about rape culture and political correctness to learn about monads.

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 23:00

how about that airline food

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 1:44

How about those haskell programmers

Name: how about that airline food 2015-09-27 10:33

how about that airline food

Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 10:34

A small can of beer at 40 thousand feet makes airline sandwiches an "acceptable food"!

``Computer science''

1 Name: Jerry Seinfeld 2015-09-15 3:04

41 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 9:54

42 Name: Reptilian 2015-09-26 10:37

43 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:18

44 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:23

45 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 11:28

46 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 19:51

47 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 19:59

48 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-26 23:00

49 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 1:44

50 Name: how about that airline food 2015-09-27 10:33

51 Name: Anonymous 2015-09-27 10:34