Why do boys make the best girls?

You dress a feminine looking boy up in a skirt and cute top, give him a case of makeup, and he'll look far cuter than a ``woman''.
Why do boys make the best girls?
Also which Touhou would you fuck?

>>1
That's because you're a pedo, duh.

On a related note, once upon a time I accidentally saw a bunch of transgendered people discussing "feminine penises" somewhere moderately deep in reddit's safe spaces. As in, seriously, like it's a thing. It took all my sense of decency to not sully myself by joining the discussion and pointing out to them that the desirable feminine properties of a penis they described were all and one that of a prepubescent boy's peepee.