Optimise my anus

ITT we discuss the optimization of shitting.

Particular topics of interest:
— minimization of time and smell through smooth or even constant shit rates
— increasing the throughput of toilet paper
— the effects of different toilet models on efficiency, incl. culture (toilet models ~ work ethic?)

>>1
Ignore the retards who insist you to EAT MORE FIBER xD. As long as you don't have a lardass diet, your diet probably has enough fiber. Trying to get more fiber will only result in squishy soft smelly shits that are harder to wipe.
Also, don't be a nigger and use a bidet.