Do it [SchemeBBS]

Can we fucking wake up here sheeple? We need a SchemeBBS. We need to restore all of prog.db in it. This regex crap the admin does is no good right now for the job.

Why not just make an API? It can be in JSON format or something similar which can then be parsed in your programming language of choice. After that, you can interpret or do whatever else you want with it. Also, the "who are you quoting" meme needs to die.