``emoji'' aka FUCK UNICODE

How do we kill unicode?

I'm fucking done with it since:

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>>405
It's a letter because that combination of those two letters is more meaningful than either of them in isolation. By that same logic, soon in Unicode you will find codepoints for other common letter combinations, probably beginning with the most commonly used ones in English, such as ``the'' or ``as''. Soon after that, we'll be curious as to why only those few words are privileged enough to have their own Unicode codepoints, and the rest of the dictionary will soon follow. It won't take long after that for someone to repeat the process, and start putting combinations of words into the standard as codepoints. After we've put every single possible combination of words into the Unicode standard at this point, some people will start to wonder - do we really need all of those codepoints? I mean surely some sentences are never going to be used. After they begin pruning the standard of things never likely to be said, it's just a small jump to the last conclusion we will come to as a species - if we accept that some uses of language have more value than others, why do we tolerate the least valuable usage of all? The sentences that are hateful or oppressive are excised from the standard, and the ability to even digitally represent those thoughts in a univerally understood way is removed. Of course, such an act is certain to be of uncertain acceptance by others. It's for the greater good though, isn't it? The ability to express disagreement about the ability to express hatred is then also taken away, along with the ability to disagree about that, and so forth and so on. Eventually, a fixed point was reached, but by that point it was far too late. The standard had only one codepoint in it by then: U+1F4A9 PILE OF POO.