Almost achieved Satori

There I was, finishing programming problem that had eluded me for quite some time, when I took a moment to step back and examine my work. I took a deep breath and looked at it. But then something strange happened while I thought. It seemed as if my mind was expanding. My field of view embiggened until this particular program was just one part of the larger picture. It was no problem I had solved, it was an old friend I had invited over for drinks and wise advice. We talked about our troubles and parted on good terms, both better for having met. I could feel the computation coursing through my veins until it seemed I was floating in a vast ocean of solutions, and all I needed to do to know all was let it pass inside me. It was right there and all I had to do was inhale and let the universe fill me and make me pure.

But then, it was over, the moment was gone and I couldn't find it again. I was at my desk, staring at a mediocre solution to a tedious and annoying problem.

>>15
Yeah, being the boss of Mentifex briefly is far more worth mentioning than the fact that his business has grown 250 times its original size.

Also do you fall in love with every girl you see?
How were you with women when you weren't old?