Hey Faggots

My name is James, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day worshiping a retarded wizard book. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any monies with your lambda bullshit? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Paul Graham.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was a J2EE Lead Architect, and a SAP consultant. What languages do you know, other than "jack off to curry, closures and lambda-calculus"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot Microsoft Most Valuable Professional certification (I just upgraded it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, UNEDUCATED IN THE WAYS OF SOCIALISM

You could've dropped the last 5 words, it would've been just as true. Americans are uneducated because their whole education system is a huge gold-digging scam that does almost nothing to educate anyone.