Algorithmic (``high-frequency'') trading

Anybody employed in algorithmic trading? Does this job suck, if so, in which ways?

I'll trade you smooth-sort for Knuth-Moris-Pratt.

>>2
Oh you smooth sorter

Algorithmic high-frequency meme-ing
http://ai.neocities.org/Meme.html
http://aihub.net/artificial-intelligence-lab-projects
http://www.ai-forum.org/topic.asp?forum_id=1&topic_id=75976
http://www.reddit.com/r/InternetIsBeautiful/comments/2xvntm/the_geocitiesizer_make_any_webpage_look_like_it/cp3zswc

>>4
markov chain of memes. it's a goldmine.

>>4
Hey Mentishit Mentifex, have you considered integrating non-transitive endotensor mutliplicative functors with ANDRU? It's a real-valued processing technique, which is more powerful than natural number valued techniques (there are no non-computable functions (meaning ∃φ∀ω,x∈ℝ| ω(φ(x)):φ(ℝ)→ℝ ∎)), which is a promising computing technique that is much, much more powerful than purely digital computing.

>>6
Why use the computer when you can be computing the endotensors? You some sort of retard?

>>6
I am not smart enough to use "non-transitive endotensor mutliplicative functors" with ANDRU. When I was in the Army as an MOS 35F2LGN (Nuclear Weapons Electronics Specialist/Linguist German) and I arrived for duty at my Ordnance battalion, they called up a soldier in the boonies and told him he no longer had the highest General Technical score in the battalion. But the Army is not the rarified atmosphere of computer programming and SICP. Everybuddy on this board is a lot smarter than Mentipoo, but did not get selected by the Night Terror to work on OS PD AI.
http://dl.acm.org/citation.cfm?doid=307824.307853
http://compgroups.net/comp.ai.philosophy/robots-as-companions/323229
http://www.reddit.com/r/artificial/comments/2y4630/good_forums_for_ai_enthusiasts/cp68avn
http://bbs.progrider.org/prog/read/1425614694/3

Is Mentifex many people writing under the same handle?

>>8
Don't be fooled. These people aren't smart, just skilled at quickly looking up something on Wikipedia and rewording it just enough to sound original. You could replace half of /prog/ with a chat bot hooked up to Wolfram Alpha and not much would change.

>>10
That's cool and all, but have you checked my repeating digits yet?

>>8
I can't tell of you're fucking with me or not.

>>12
He's got microscopic dick?

>>11
Your repeating digits have certain useful properties, colleague.