Janni applications are open, now's our chance!

https://www.4chan.org/janitorapp
Now's the chance to worm our way in and give Mootle's shade's anus a haxxing that he won't soon forget. Nikita, you get /lgbt/. Cudder, you take /x/. Lambda, you take /jp/. /g/ro, you take /vp/. Theist-kun, you take /mpl/. Pedophiles, you take /y/ and /pol/. Fat-nuggets-guy, you take /s4s/. Writer-kun, you take /g/. Rust\Go fanboy, you take /gif/. Retarded-dubs-shitposter, you take /k/. Mod-advocate-baka, you take /c/. Anti-SJW, you take /hr/. Asshole-who-tries-to-drag-/prog/ into offsite drama, you take /fk/, where you belonged in the first place. I'll take /b/. We'll spend years working out ways up the byzantine command hierarchy, then when we've supplanted key leadership positions, *BAM*. We slit MrVacBob-sama-kun's throat and drink his blood while he's still alive. It's only open for a two days, and I have no idea how long it's already been up, so we need to act fast!

>>7
It's not Smileberg, because it's me. I helped tutor Smiley on the finer points of the esoteric and of the Jews over the years. Hence the reason you've confused some of the topics I've broached as the actions of Smiley. I've also been a /prog/ regular since before this decade began. I'm not going anywhere.