design a new web protocol

using UDP
field description [size] {example}

Requests:
Request ID [2] {1234}
Request string [] {prog+bbs}

Response:
Request ID [2] {1234}
Data type [1] {0 = plain text}
Data [max 1440] {hello world!}

it lacks a way to prevent spoofed source IPs and allow larger data sizes

N HOW COME ALL U FUCKIN PROGRAMMERS R EITHER TWIGS OR BINARY BLOBS ANYWAY? ITS LIKE U GOT TWO EXTREMES. IF ONE OF DESE RETOIDS IS PISSIN U OFF, HERE'S WAT U DO:

FIRST, TAKE DER FUCKIN COMPUTERS AWAY FROM DEM
DEN, FOR DA FUCKIN TWIG, PICK HIM UP N PUT HIM SOMEWHERE WHERE HE WONT FUCKIN BUG U
N FOR DA BINARY BLOB, JUST START RUNNIN. DAT FATASS HASNT RUN IN HIS WHOLE FUCKIN LIFE. DA FAT FUK'LL TRIP OVER HIS ASS N CRIPPLE HIMSELF.

>>15'S A FUCKIN TWIG. I CAN TELL YA DAT NOW. WAT'S MORE HE'S A FUCKIN FECALPHILIAC. WHEN IT GETS RAINY DA SCRAWNY FUK SOMETIMES GETS WASHED DOWN INTO SEWERS N DATS LIKE GOIN TO DISNEY LAND FOR DA SICK FUCK.