So I've just learned that C has no exceptions

Instead, they use some weird setjmp/longjmp shit.
Holy fuck, and some trolls here dare say that "C is a good language".

>>7
Libpng is shit, there was even a thread about this.

And return values are no substitute because there are a million ways that a routine can crash before getting to the return statement.

Tell me then, does setjmp magically finds crashes and restores them? Or crashes happen randomly without reason? Bullshit