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Premature rape optimization

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 23:32

Look, I'm thinking about making a calculator program right now. It will be simple, really, just REPL and... but what about scalability? What if I want to make it ENTERPRISEy? Guess what, I know now! I'll query each calculation from my pre-calculated MongoDB© NoSQL™ back-end node.js© SCALABLE-APP™ JQuery©-powered™... well, that was a fucking ridiculous example of premature-optimization, but you surely understood.

How to avoid this bitch? Killing myself didn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-25 1:10

Optimize only when your userbase has more than 100 users.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-25 5:28

Optimizing rape of the users

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-27 2:03

ONE WORD. THE FORCED RAPE OF THE USER. THREAD OVER.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-27 2:50

Optimize after load testing and finding actual bottlenecks.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-27 16:51

*LQQK* HP42S NEW IN ANUS *LQQK*
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