Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 23:32
Look, I'm thinking about making a calculator program right now. It will be simple, really, just REPL and... but what about scalability? What if I want to make it ENTERPRISEy? Guess what, I know now! I'll query each calculation from my pre-calculated MongoDB© NoSQL™ back-end node.js© SCALABLE-APP™ JQuery©-powered™... well, that was a fucking ridiculous example of premature-optimization, but you surely understood.
How to avoid this bitch? Killing myself didn't work.
How to avoid this bitch? Killing myself didn't work.