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molester : the world's smallest p2p program

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-20 16:00

just six lines of perl code
http://ansuz.sooke.bc.ca/software/molester/

$/=$_;$,=shift;$w=$a=shift;$k{+shift}=1;socket S,2,1,6;bind S,&a;for(listen
S,5;$SIG{ALRM}=\&i;m! (\S+) ([e-i])([^/]*)/!s&&($k{$w=$1}=$,eq$`)&&&$2){alarm
9;(accept(C,S),alarm 0)?read C,$_,1e6:($_="$, $a f".shift)}sub i{}sub t{socket
C,2,1,6;$k{$w}&&=(connect C,&a)?print C"$, ".pop:0;close C}sub h{t"$_ i/"for
keys%k}sub a{$w=~/:/;pack'CxnC4x8',2,$',split'\.',$`}sub f{$w=$_,t"$1 $3/"for
keys%k}sub e{open C,'>',$3;print C $'}sub g{open(C,'<',$3)&&t"$a e$3/".<C>;&h}

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-20 16:02

molester is a offencive name to us womyn

the world's smallest p2p program
you forgot to count the perl's interpreter code

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-20 16:15

>>2
perl's interpreter code
you forgot to count the CPU's HDL code

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-20 16:17

>>3
but I did not forgot to

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-21 20:13

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-21 23:28

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-22 1:41

>>5
I was in the middle of reading that and got

Sorry, its licensed, and not available.

now I'll never know the rest...I have to kill myself now.

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-22 3:36

>>5
try batoto

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-22 3:38

shit shit shit shit
>>7
try batoto

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 0:45

WHAT THE HELL SERIOUSLY? HOW DO YOU WRITE THAT IN 6 LINES

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-23 7:50

>>10
with no regard for readability

Name: Anonymous 2014-05-24 14:15

>>5
eeek too much drama for me. I had numerous anxiety attacks just reading it. But it was very cute overall.

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