Why don't you just create your own programming language?

It seems you guys have issues with all programming languages including your favourites. So why not just create your own and use that for your programming?

now try to compose a useful world where there's error handling mechanism, database access, logging, concurrency (or threads) management, message passing, http sockets... etc. but bare in mind your databse library uses different exception facility from http library. and logging uses different representation of text or bytestring from http responses.

with haskell's type system, you can express such world beautifully and obvious to application programmers. you can start with few of those words and compose them up to build actual application world where the main program runs in.

this is true beauty of dynamic languages like haskell where you have typeing system for describing computations and mangled way of expressing complete building from kitchen sink building blocks.

if you already see the problem, you're ready to learn purely functional languages like node.js with its invasive event driven programming paradigm that solves all programming problems with one silver bullet, that is mongodb.