Why don't you just create your own programming language?

It seems you guys have issues with all programming languages including your favourites. So why not just create your own and use that for your programming?

>>19
You're wrong. Scheme is a good programming language.

>>21
Let A' be the algorithm based on >>20-san's and defined by the following instructions:
1. Make an exact clone of Scheme.
2. Read https://github.com/saniv/text/blob/master/criticism/lisp.txt and fix everything on it.
3. You have created a good programming language.

Since Nikita is too lazy to write/find another kopipe, A' is guaranteed to terminate.