>>39 Skydaddy, huh? Well, Daddy-O, there ain't no sky where I am. There's dicks when I'm horny and there isn't sucking anymore until I make my self more flexible via yoga and shiznit, and Superior Spirit-Human Lover yes, no inferiors here. So how about that, skippitty dippitty wah wah Sky-Daddy?
>>18 When you hear a stupid joke 1000 times, it doesn't get less offensive each time you hear it. It just gets more annoying and the people telling it, more idiotic.
>>55 I don't preview my bbcode because im not a pathetic baby whose afraid of making mistakes, I LEARN from my mistakes like an adult. Don't patroinze me. I've been writing bbcode for over 7 years and I'd like to think I know a thing or two about it.
>>57 Don't you dare call me uncultured you little cunt. Just because I'm not up to date on the latest animated drivel doesn't mean you can just tell me off. I can beat Touhou 12.5 on lunatic and I can name all the characters in WTC of the top of my head. Can you do any of that?
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Anonymous2014-05-15 15:13
Wait until you have something of value to bring to the table before you try to date. Until then I suggest you spend all of your time "trying to get your life together". No one wants an unemployed loser... and that's not about "women being so greedy". Women want to date winners. hint, hint...
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Anonymous2014-05-15 15:15
Your first and greatest mistake is that you pursue women when you should be pursuing improvement of your own situation.
The fact that you call Teto "latest animated drivel" shows what a inferior /g/ FAGGOT you are. Seriously, did you discover Touhou last year while browsing gelbooru like a /g/ subhuman? It is my duty to patronize people like for this kind of nigger behavior.
Before you make the mistake of thinking that women are only good for sex, (technically true) let me remind you of a few interesting facts that might shrivel your, uh, desire.
1) At least thirty percent of women have genital herpes-HSV2. (80-90 percent have oral herpes -HSV1)
2) Seventy-five percent of women have the Human Papilloma Virus, which causes genital warts and/or cancer depending upon the strain they are infected with, and many women have multiple strains.
3) A significant percentage of women have both genital herpes AND HPV.
4) These are viruses and are incurable, and very expensive to treat.
5) The CDC has finally admitted that condoms are ABSOLUTELY USELESS in preventing the spread of HPV. This was already known about herpes, anyway.
5) You absolutely, positively can NOT have “safe sex”, or “safer sex”. There is NO SUCH THING today. Your only hope is to remain celibate, as the vast majority of women in the U.S. are riddled with STD’s.
So Jewish pussy is not okay.
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Anonymous2014-05-15 20:16
>>72 It's never easy to search for scheme (programming language).
>>73 You're preaching to the choir, my little boypussy. You see, all us woman hating Real Men are more interested in your tight, virgin, white, asshole. Now for your sake it would be a good idea to bend over without any fuss...
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sage2014-05-15 22:09
>>73 why are women so filthy and diseased? is this because of sex positive feminism?
5) You absolutely, positively can NOT have “safe sex”, or “safer sex”. There is NO SUCH THING today. Your only hope is to remain celibate, as the vast majority of women in the U.S. are riddled with STD’s.
Non-penetrative sex still counts as sex. Now bend over white boy.
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Anonymous2014-05-16 18:22
>>73 Can you pull more numbers out of your ass please? Thank you. I want to read more about how everyone around supposedly suffers from incurable virii and their genitalia supposedly itch all the time.