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Name: Anonymous 2014-01-23 14:51

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 20:31

The only way a child can have a proper education with regards to programming is if their parent is an expert mathematician and programmer, who teaches the child from a very early age (3) full time.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 21:11

>>41
Took me only 6 days to master SICP. It isn't that hard.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 21:37

>>42
I doubt many children know what a derivative is. Newton's method for solving non-linear equations is not part of what a child could master in 6 days.

HIBT?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 22:05

>>43
You don't teach children that shit. And a bright (and I mean BRIGHT, not bright as in autism) teenager can go from arithmetic to abstract algebra within a month.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 22:14

>>44
An autistic teenager could go from arithmetic to Jewish infinite homomorphisms within a month too.

Not sure if you missed my point (or simply don't remember), but Newton's method was one of the first examples in SICP.

The issue here is that 90% of teenagers aren't bright or autistic. Sure, they're could be useful for many important software companies. I've heard ENTERPRISE developers shit a lot, those toilets are in need of thorough scrubbing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 23:09

>>45
At least i'm not a paedophile with a fetish for naked little children reading SICP. Seems you got a fetish for Newton too. And even teenagers and faeces.

what the fuck is wrong with you

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 23:42

>>46
Where the fuck did you get that from? Do I also have a fetish for "retarded pimple-faced teenagers reading TAOCP and even algorithms and patties" if I mention how most of them aren't good for anything that's not posting stupid shit on Facebook and how they should be flipping burgers for a living?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 23:55

>>47
You're upset. I like that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-24 23:57

>>47
Calm down there, you're so mad you can't even type quotation marks properly!

(And >>46: you should be more obvious with your jokes when replying to someone who is obviously taking the thread seriously. But I chuckled)

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 0:05

>>48-49
Fuck you ``faggot''
IHBT

Name: >>49 2014-01-25 0:07

>>50
DNBT again, ``please''!

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 0:18

Why do they call them ``trolls'' and not ogres, orcs, or goblins?

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 0:27

>>52
Because of the allusion to living under a bridge and demanding a toll (users' time) to pass (continue actually discussing). Once the toll is paid, the troll does not die, but instead just goes right back under his bridge, waiting another opportunity.

I have my suspicions that the term actually originated from the regenerative capabilities of trolls in certain archetypal games, but the canonical reason I've always been told is the bridge analogy. (Plus, flames don't actually kill trolls, they make them stronger.)

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 4:12

>>53
That's wrong, you fucking ignoramus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)#Origin_and_etymology

In modern English usage, trolling may describe the fishing technique of slowly dragging a lure or baited hook from a moving boat[20] whereas trawling describes the generally commercial act of dragging a fishing net.
Early non-Internet related slang use of trolling for actions deliberately performed to provoke a reaction can be found in the military—by 1972 the term trolling for MiGs was documented in use by US Navy pilots in Vietnam.[21]
The contemporary slang use of the term is alleged to have appeared on the Internet in the late 1980s,[22] but the earliest known attestation is from the OED in 1992.[23]
Another claim sets the origin in Usenet in the early 1990s as in the phrase "trolling for newbies", as used in alt.folklore.urban (AFU).[24][25] Commonly, what is meant is a relatively gentle inside joke by veteran users, presenting questiohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)#Origin_and_etymologyns or topics that had been so overdone that only a new user would respond to them earnestly. For example, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)#Origin_and_etymologya veteran of the group might make a post on the common misconception that glass flows over time. Long-time readers would both recognize the poster's name and know that the topic had been discussed a lot, but new subscribers to the group would not realize, and would thus respond. These types of trolls served as a practice to identify group insiders. This definition of trolling, considerably narrower than the modern understanding of the term, was considered a positive contribution.[24][26] One of the most notorious AFU trollers, David Mikkelson,[24] went on to create the urban folklore website Snopes.com.

Name: Anonymous 2014-01-25 17:57

>>54
That's a pretty good explanation of the original definition. But holy shit - why are you so angry all the time? Did you lose an argument on the internet or something?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 17:52

I cannot believe she got $300,000 for that. And counting. What the fuck?

And for what? So she can write a book? Who needs that much funding to write a fucking book. A children's book no less.

Some of these kickstarters are beyond absurd.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 19:03

$307,949[br]STRETCH-GOAL 500 000: ... Think magic!
WOW! This whore will surely get 500k for some crappy looking printings. I.e. her monthly salary is liek 250 000 for being a camwhore and almost all her backers are male. Think about it, Anon.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 19:05

>>56
Some of these kickstarters are beyond absurd.
Likely some http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing on behalf of kickstarter. Such decoy-ducks are common, especially on dating sites.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 19:09

Data mining expert Bing Liu (University of Illinois) estimated that one-third of all consumer reviews on the Internet are fake.[10] According to the New York Times, this has made it hard to tell the difference between "popular sentiment" and "manufactured public opinion."[16] According to an article in the Journal of Business Ethics, astroturfing threatens the legitimacy of genuine grassroots movements. The authors argued that astroturfing that is "purposefully designed to fulfill corporate agendas, manipulate public opinion and harm scientific research represents a serious lapse in ethical conduct."[9] A 2011 report found that often paid posters from competing companies are attacking each other in forums and overwhelming regular participants in the process.[17] George Monbiot said persona management software that supports astroturfing, "could destroy the Internet as a forum for constructive debate."[18]

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-12 14:43

Bump!

Will she get teh 500,000?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-12 15:21

Some good person wrote enterprise quality C code script to check the raised amount: http://pastebin.com/8J5df6WX

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-12 21:19

>>61
That code is kind of disgusting, and I say that as a guy who has an image of Patchy holding K&R as his boot logo.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-12 21:53

>>61
Can someone explain why in a+!sprintf(a..., the sprintf is guaranteed to be executed first?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-12 22:23

>>63
It's definitely not guaranteed to be executed first, if you're comparing it to the evaluation of a. It doesn't matter, however, because a, as an address, is constant. All that matters is that sprintf evaluates before system, and that is guaranteed.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 3:19

>>63
because a is constant and compiler would inline it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-14 15:01

I am a Ruby rockstar and I want to rock her world with my little ruby.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-14 15:22

>>66

more liek cockstar

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 3:25

She is near $400,000!!!11

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-24 20:27

>>64

Next question, why did he bother with sprintf if he just gave it a constant string?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 6:02

>>69
My guess into eir thought process is that ey wanted to make it general, at first, so that the project could be passed in as an argument, and also wanted to reuse one string for both the system argument and the fgets storage. I don't know why that was scrapped, though.

The whole thing kind of confuses me though, with using curl instead of libcurl, that temporary file that's not cleaned up, that sloppy searching that will fail about 0.5% of the time (if the data is on a 2048-byte border), etc. Even accepting that exact method of searching, the whole damn thing can just be

how_much_funded() { curl "$*" 2>/dev/null | grep -o -e 'ed]">[^<]*' | cut -b 6-; }

in your shell, or (slightly better, though not quite as trivially shell-able)

#!/usr/bin/env perl
use Mojo::UserAgent;
print(Mojo::UserAgent->new->get(shift)->res->dom->find('data[itemprop="Project[pledged]"]')->first->all_text . "\n");


And bam! You can run those on anything you want and they don't have silly bugs. I fucking love C, but if you're going to use C, you should use it correctly, and the moment the real work is offloaded to system+curl, the benefit for this particular task is lost, in my opinion. Unless perhaps the author was trying for an IOCCC-style thingy, in which case ey didn't go far enough to impress me, so I apologize for treating it solely as something intended to be useful. (In case you're reading and this was, try reworking it so that the for loop is instead a recursive call to main() or something. I think I see how you can do it with just a little modification, and I'll be impressed. I promise.)

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 18:42

"i'm not a programmer ^_^ " -- linda liukas on not being a programmer
"we don't teach programming per se" -- linda liukas on her "ruby programming for grills ^_^ " course
"i have a github, but it's empty ^_^ " -- linda liukas on what she has coded
"i don't like math ^_^ " linda liukas on being a clueless idiot
"men are dumber than women; they paid for my house! ^_^ " --linda liukas on milking clueless idiots of their hard-earned money just by being a cute childish retard

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 19:01

>>71

You must be new to kickstarter...

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-25 19:14

>>72

why do you say so?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-01 19:04

Wikipedia should hire Linda Liukas as a fundraiser.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-07 19:02

Wikipedia should hire my anus as a fundraiser.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-10 9:20

>>75

vagina raises more funds.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-10 18:55

>>76
Wikipedia should hire my boypussy as a fundraiser

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-10 21:54

>>74
What's wrong with Jimmy "Jimbo" Wales?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-12 9:51

https://github.com/lindaliukas/

It doesn't look like she has actually programmed anything that does stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-12 17:09

>>78

vagina raises more funds.

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