Webdesign

I am not a web designer, nor will I ever be, but I need to learn how to design web pages.

Does anyone know of any good tutorials on how to create good-looking web pages that's not captioned by a 12 year old boy or a man of Southern Asian descent?

(Honest to God and the Sussman, I am a CS man, but a friend of mine needs a favor.)

Design, like all other "art", is a copy-paste. To become a designer you need to practice plagiarism. I.e. you take existing work and adapt it for yourself.