Every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today... [Part 1]

Post a random function that you made. May be from any project you've done or make one impromptu.

Any QUALITY is allowed. No bullying!

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That's odd, indent -gnu does, in fact, use two space indentation.

This doesn't make sense. I distinctly remember that GNU style uses tabs three spaces wide. If my memory is faulty on this, what else have I forgotten? Will all the doorknobs switch sides again? What if the semantics of calloc changes in the middle of me programming and I don't think to re-check the manpage?

Thanks a lot, /prog/. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep for weeks.