Ideal Programming Job

What does /prog/ consider to be the ideal job? Getting paid to write in Scheme? Assembly language? Making device drivers?

I don't really care as long as you don't say web and mobile ``apps''.

Chief system administrator at an ISP, whether you own it or not. You have the freedom to do whatever you like, and have enough free time to work on the many software projects out there. And because you are the Chief, you can set up some clusters for repos and testing, and have the F.L.O.S.S. community work it. It's great for marketing too, saying "This ISP supports these F.L.O.S.S. project, and is committed to the improving of today's communication and technology." I can keep talking about my dream job, but you can pretty much daydream all the perks it comes with.