why fucking perl?

I go on any system, fucking perl. I look at scripts written by IT, not shell scripts, fucking perl. I try openBSD, fucking perl. FreeBSD? fucking perl. Default packages on linux even.. no python, no ruby, FUCKING PERL WHAT THE FUCK PERL PERL PERL

>>47
What the fuck? I already said in the beginning of >>44 that that's stupid and redundant. Now you want to roll that into infix punctuation within symbol syntax? I can't handle this level of stupidity.

"Here's why $X is stupid"
"Lol, we should do $SAME_X becaws its bettar! lololol"