Double illegal immigrants' tax rates

That'll solve the national debt. If they can survive it, more power to them. If not, they get deported.

Make them fistfight the president of the united states of the north america to the death. If they win, they become presidente, and we have saar pajeet shitting up the whitehouse (funny). If not, they die (problem solved). Win-win.

Maybe no one trust cops anymore because the Stasi have decided to work for the elites now instead of respecting the Bill of Rights.