Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie

Takes his tests and wears his maskies
Still got Covid, every strain
Got spike proteins in his brain
Got the VAIDS at 24,
"Dr. Fauchi, gimmie more!"
Had a stroke at 25,
"Thank Moderna I'm alive!"
Swollen heart at 26,
Prayed to Pfizer for a fix
Died of SADS at 27,
Somehow thought he'd get to heaven
Vaxxie, Vaxxie, heart attacksie
Took his clot shots, wore his maskies
Obituary headline noted:
"Maxxie Vaxxer Dies of Covid"

>>2

... and a happy new year!

This might be funny if it was two years ago when anyone cared about covid.

>>3
Is covid over?

>>4
It will never be over, welcome to the new flu.

And if I don't welcome the new flu??? What happens if I just completely ignore its existence?? Huh????

>>6
Same thing that happened with the old flu. You may or may not get sick for a couple days.