Psychologist

Remember: your therapist is law obliged to report on paedophiles:

Many states have statutes requiring healthcare providers, including mental health professionals, to report any suspected abuse of children, elders, and dependent adults. So, in most cases, therapists who hear admissions of such abuse from patients not only can report their patients’ statements—they must.

So never ever admit you being a pedo to any mental professional. The first thing he will do will be reporting you to every law enforcement out there, so you will never be around children.

What's the most degenerate thing you've done to get a nut off?