What's the best way to exploit the upcoming economic disaster?

Plz share ideas to maximally benefit from the severe recession that's looming.

All I wanted wss a Pepsi, but then I listened to Suicidal Tendencies.

1. Make a series of "how to survive crisis" videos full bullshit. Monetize them. Profit.
2. Write a book full of bullshit on economic crisis survival.
3. Start an apocalyptic religious sect, claiming that only your followers will survive and ascend to heaven. Promise your first incel adepts free pussy, and then recruit a lot of girls, because female are gullible. Prostitute these girls. Reap your pimp profits.

buy 20 000 galeons of crude oil

sell in december 2022

buy a yacht

I live in Wisconsin and our Supreme Court just told the governor to go suck it.

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>buy 20 000 galeons
>buy a yacht

Why do you need a silly yacht, if you already have 20 000 galleons?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galleon

Galleons were large, multi-decked sailing ships first used as armed cargo carriers by European states from the 16th to 18th centuries during the age of sail and were the principal fleet units drafted for use as warships until the Anglo-Dutch Wars of the mid-1600s.[2] Galleons generally carried three or more masts with a lateen fore-and-aft rig on the rear masts, were carvel built with a prominent squared off raised stern, and used square-rigged sail plans on their fore-mast and main-masts.

Hoard toilet paper.

Sit on the welfare system of your nation until it collapses, then collect kidneys from corpses and put them on ice.