All you guys aren't SHIT. Mt dog is the BEST

Humans = bollocks

Dogs = amazing

I obviously dont mean Mt dog the mountain of dog, I mean my dog.

And to be honest I don't mean all you guys really I just did a 12 hour shift of telling people how to fix windows and my dog is definitely better and more intelligent than anyone I had to deal with

dogs cant even speak english
we should napalm dogland until it submits to a civilized language
also dogs will eat flies if given some

>>2
What kind of dog do you have L33tUK? I will probably adopt one. I volunteered for taking shelter dogs for a walk because they only get to walk outside if there are volunteers. Employees are too busy for that. I ask for the biggest and less dociles ones, the ones who never get to walk because grannies can't handle them. But they're cool. Really cool.

>>4
You are a good man.

I've got a Jack Russel