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The Holy Trinity of Virginity

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 3:29

Ugly + Short + Ethnic = GAME OVER

I was at college today drinking my $3 mocha and eating my $1.85 blueberry muffin by myself, because I have no friends, on a stone bench+table under an umbrella shading me from the hot sun when I saw a familiar sight... Under the speckled shade of a large and tall tree were three White male and two White female. They were tall, beautiful and were dressed in the typical summer attire of tees and shorts. They were chatting and laughing at one another having a good time while I observed them from time to time. I've seen this sight many times before and every time I see it I can feel all my hopes and dreams crumbling apart.

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 4:37

>>1
Wait for VR waifus.

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 14:31

Dude, buy the $8 mocha. Then you get all the honeys.

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 16:30

mocha is a faggot drink

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 17:00

Elliot Roger, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 22:28

>>4
However, coffee from Mocha, Yemen is quite good.

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-28 23:38

Yemen is a faggot country with a name one letter off from Semen

Name: Anonymous 2019-08-29 0:00

This can't be real, I always assumed ugly people don't have feelings.

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