In America you could just shot the bastard dead and be acquitted for self defense, saving taxpayer trouble of keeping the retard imprisoned. In Russia - good luck, if you just push retard away, you will be charged with battery, and if the retard a finger after you pushed him in self defense, Russians will charge you with inflicting grievous bodily harm, and lock you up for 5 years (less than for social network post, but still), but if retard is drunk and breaks your neck and you die, Russians will use his mental condition and alcohol intoxication as extenuating circumstances to give him more lenient sentence, so he will be back on the streets in no time, unless he insulted Putin in the process of course. So in Russia just say, that you've beaten the crap out of that retard, because he was anti-Russian gay piece of shit NATO-loving scum, and Russians will give you suspended sentence and maybe a small fine. Also, don't forget to bring some present to prosecution and judges, they love expensive alcohol and latest iPhones, but you can simply give money - we Russians aren't that picky.
Edited on 09/02/2019 09:17.
In America you could just shot the bastard and be acquitted for self defense and save taxpayer money for keeping the retard imprisoned. In Russia - good luck, if you just push retard away, you will be charged with battery, and and if pushed retard break a finger after you pushed him, Russians will charge you with inflicting grievous bodily harm, and lock you up for 5 years (less than for social network post, but still), and if retards breaks your neck and you die, Russians will use his mental condition as extenuating circumstance to give him more lenient sentence, so he will be back on the streets in no time, unless he insulted Putin in the process of course. So in Russia just say, that you beaten the crap of that retard, because he was anti-Russian piece of shit NATO-loving scum, and Russians will give you suspended sentence and maybe a small fine.
In America you could just shot the bastard dead and be acquitted for self defense, saving taxpayer trouble of keeping the retard imprisoned. In Russia - good luck, if you just push retard away, you will be charged with battery, and if the retard a finger after you pushed him in self defense, Russians will charge you with inflicting grievous bodily harm, and lock you up for 5 years (less than for social network post, but still), but if retard is drunk and breaks your neck and you die, Russians will use his mental condition and alcohol intoxication as extenuating circumstances to give him more lenient sentence, so he will be back on the streets in no time, unless he insulted Putin in the process of course. So in Russia just say, that you've beaten the crap out of that retard, because he was anti-Russian gay piece of shit NATO-loving scum, and Russians will give you suspended sentence and maybe a small fine. Also, don't forget to bring some present to prosecution and judges, they love expensive alcohol and latest iPhones, but you can simply give money - we Russians aren't that picky.