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Let's poison Elona Musk

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 2:32

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1055653541317042177
She is a wolf you piece of shit. And don't you dare expose my touhou to the mindless baka gaijins.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 6:48

he's trying to seem joky and random

you know why? he lied about his company going private

now he's trying to be all like ``it was just a prank, bro''

and so he's trying REALLY hard to seem wacky so his defense in court can be ``I'm just messing around, what I say on twitter isn't serious, please don't take my money''

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 7:12

Mars will be colonized.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 7:12

>>2

Nice tinfoil magahat.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 19:21

>>4
nothing tinfoil about it, it's been all over the mainstream media
https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/27/17911428/sec-lawsuit-elon-musk-tesla-funding-tweet
he was a retard and posted something dumb on twitter, now he's doubling down and saying it's okay because he always posts dumb shit on twitter

he does not want to face consequences for his actions

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 20:34

>>5
You're assuming he is a strategic thinker and hasn't simply been gassed up by epic memes (which would also explain all the other retarded shit he does). That's a dangerous assumption, regardless of his business prowess, as the internet has a way of making boomer-tier users sperg out for serious. Just look at Maddox, when somebody is acting like a gay retard online chances are they are serious.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 22:19

Teslas are just cars powered by huge laptop batteries instead of combustion engines. Big whoop, but just like laptop batteries, they are a fire hazard and also can only be recharged a limited amount of times.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 1:06

>>6
didn't maddox try to sue someone for like 200 million dollars because they made fun of him online

and he failed obviously but wow what kind of ego do you have to have in order to think that would ever succeed

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 1:38

>>8
It was more like just a malicious lawsuit designed to cost money for the named parties, not something he expected to win. Dick Masterton had to pay 45k in lawyer fees and some other guy paid at least 30k.

Also the lawsuit forced him to admit he had pretended to be a female journalist to get that other guy fired from his job. And Maddox made a video accusing Masterton of being pro-rape which led to him being kicked out of his comedy troupe. Plus lots of other butthurt sneaky stuff one would expect from a butt-pirate but not the original troll-pirate like Maddox.

All this time people thought his butthurt rants were ironic but it turns out he really meant it and was actually butthurt about whatever petty bullshit he was crying about. There's a lesson in there about never giving e-tards the benefit of the doubt.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 1:48

The guy literally lost his position as CEO for making a 420 joke, he's a fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 2:15

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Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 2:21

>>10
Who needs a job as a CEO when you can get likes and retweets for dem dank memes?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 2:31

>>9
I remember when he wrote about how iPhones are bad and flip phones with adobe flash were somehow superior

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 4:49

>>13
Where's the lie?

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 5:05

>>14
adobe flash being good

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 7:06

>>15
Being superior to iphone ≠ being good

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 16:22

>>16
he specifically mentioned the lack of adobe flash as being a bad thing
of all the things you can criticize an iPhone for, this is not one of them

flash is cancer

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 18:49

When did flip phones have flash? I only remember them having J2ME.

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 18:56

well not flip phones per se, but the slider phones that ran symbian or whatever

it was in between the dumb phones of old and the android/iOS smartphones we're used to now

they could browse the web, view PDFs, run flash, etc. but they didn't really have much in the way of app stores, and they were much more limited than current phones

often had physical keyboards and shitty pseudo-touchscreens that were only good for touchscreen dialing, but everything else had to be done on the keyboard

I think one notable example was called a "sidekick" or something

Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 19:39

>>18
They didn't. >>13 is simply lying to you. Reality check: The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. Source: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone

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