I don't like Toyotas

They're not good cars.

I guess that makes me Toyotaphobic. That's right, you can't dislike something without being afraid of them. There are no legitimate criticisms of Toyotas whatsoever. And disliking a kind of car is bad, for some reason. It's bigoted to prefer Ferraris. All cars are equal. But some cars are more privileged than others, so they're not equal, I guess?

Or maybe I'm secretly a Toyota myself. I'm a car in disguise! You can't dislike something without actually being it. Because that makes sense.

Cars can'togic.

I like American cars. They look solid af and just werk. There is none of the cheapness of Japanese cars and none of the pretentiousness of European cars (except for Tesla).

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I mean technically Tesla is South African, since Elon just moved here, but he grew up in SA.

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Or maybe I'm secretly a Toyota myself.

Demi-toyota, ask for extended parking zone around yourself.

your're are not a toyota, your're are an anus