I hate urban life

I want to move to the middle of fucking nowhere to some tiny town full of wholesome/traditional people and escape this liberal consumerist techno-dystopia

Sounds good, but you'll need to do irl streaming on twitch to make ends meet out there so you need to consider internet access when choosing which tiny town to settle. I would actually recommend moving to LA instead, as it will be easier to generate content for your irl streams.

Move to Alaska and stream with Baked Alaska's mom.

My favorite irl life streamer TheNicoleT just moved to LA, I agree that moving to LA is a better bet content-wise as small town rural streaming sounds like it could get old. Maybe send a message to TheNicoleT and see if she would help you network in LA to get off the ground https://www.twitch.tv/thenicolet/