My family wants me to be gay

They're so far down the SJW rabbit hole that they don't want me to be straight. They want to say I'm gay so they can brag to their friends about how progressive and accepting they are. I am dead serious.

>>4
you don't have to live with your parents to be in contact with them
>>6
my sister used to call me a wigger because I listen to rap, but then she became a hardcore SJW and now she calls people racist on twitter