"Slava got his balls torn off" - such a news flabbergasted me in the call of upset Gaziza. After my parting with Gaziza, she had a long chain of guys, and the bulk of this cut of the Russian nation turned out to be criminals: one stole her tablet PC, another used threats to force Gaziza give away her gold earrings, the third was heroin addict, the fourth, the former Airborne Troops member, simply raped Gaziza, moreover and he threw out into the window Gaziza's plush toys, the fifth - Lesha, the Linux-geek from Obninsk, turned out to be fixated on BDSM and coprophagy. Among other things, this Linux enthusiast wanted Gaziza to urinate into his mouth. Another "fighter without rules", the former inmate highly disliked Gaziz's mother and promised to roll her into the "Odessa ruberoid", and "to tear mouth" to Gaziza herself. Thanks to the efforts of his uncle from the FSB, this gopnik was released from prison a little too early, despite the fact he was charged with murder. Now Gaziza was in love with some Slava from Kuzminki, but her previous hoped-for suitor, gopnik Sergey, continued to harass her, so Gaziza asked this Slava to deal with Sergey.
To the fight, Slava, being a fat zadrot, went unprepared directly, from the computer, pulling up ragged spattered with sperm tracksuit pants and not wearing underpants, which became his fatal mistake. The attempt to strike first ended in a fiasco for Slava, for the skilled in fight and physically strong gopnik Sergey dodged Slava's attack, crouched, and lowered Slava's pants, grasping his balls with an iron grip. Slava, distraught with pain, lost his balance and the spindle fell to the ground, allowing Sergey pull Slava for his genitals. Finishing playing enough with Slava's family heritage, Sergey left, not forgetting, however, to grab the fallen Slava's smartphone. Gaziza was indignant that Sergey acted low, like a prostitute, who has squeezed the balls of a cheapass client. I finally realized the unwritten truth of the Russian nation: for a Russian the main goal is to humiliate, and not to negotiante.
According to Gaziz's story, Slava tried to bring down the infernal pain, holding his balls under cold water, as a result of which he only chilled them and helped the necrosis that began. Now Slava is in the hospital and the desire for the opposite sex has disappeared, together with his genitals and a cell phone. Gaziza assured me that she would not give up Slava anyway, because Slava suffered through her fault, although at the same time she corresponded in English with a handsome Bulgarian, with pictures against the background of sunny beaches. I, having drunk tea with a cake and having returned money for the lost cat transfer (which used to hold Rusich the Rooster), went home, wishing Gaziza good luck in Bulgaria.
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Anonymous2018-06-16 4:54
Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein Jun 14
According to reports from Texas, immigrant parents were told their children were “being taken to be bathed or cleaned up,” and then they simply don’t see them again.
This is exactly the kind of behavior you'd find in Nazi concentration camps.
On this day in 1940, Auschwitz concentration camp opens in Nazi controlled Poland. Fast forward to 2018, we are opening concentration camps for immigrant children.
>>7 Rent-free cages and free meals! We need to cut this waste and just send them back to Mexico.
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Lawful Evil Conservative2018-06-20 13:18
>>8 But consider the positive impact it has on potential illegal immigrants. Wouldn't they think twice before hopping the border, if their children will be taken away?
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Moderate Libertarian2018-06-20 13:23
>>8,9 Every child needs housing. We just need need less regulations to make it affordable. Free housing distorts the market and lowers the value of existing properties. Shut down the camps and let them choose their own housing options provided by the free market.
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Radical Libertarian2018-06-20 13:30
>>10 Free market will fix the surplus of extra children by selling them at reasonable prices. The supply and demand balance will reduce strain on the concentration camps.
At our pod meeting, we decided that America needs to be nuked and its capitalist culture and anti-dolphin bigotry washed away. We then will build our new society with genuine human-dolphin relationships and harmony with nature, demonstrating that we are a peaceful galactic species worthy of contact.
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Progressive Berniecrat2018-06-20 14:08
This is a horrible crime against humanity and Adolf Trump regime will pay for it. The laws and constitution have been subverted by open fascism and the only way to fix it is a Political Revolution. I'm currently organizing a marxist resistance cell to smuggle children out of the camps. We need expert child psychologists with knowledge of Spanish and volunteers willing to providing temporary housing for children. Meet me at the local Starbucks.
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Traditional Democrat2018-06-20 14:23
It wouldn't happen if Hillary had won, just like the popular vote demanded. America needs a caring female leader, not a billionaire misogynist rapist fascist scum that breaks families apart. At our meeting we decided to donate 300$ to spreading awareness about conditions in detention centers and encourage you to do the same. Place an ad, write an article or volunteer your time to document the atrocities of the Trump administration. Together we can defeat Trump's hate. #TrumpConcentrationCamps #LoveNotHate #ImWithHer
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Moderate Republican2018-06-20 14:34
I'm not the first to say it, but country needs to respect the law. These families decided on their own accord to illegally settle in the United States and with their own deportation the issue of children has come up - this is currently handled as separate issue, and i'm certain we can change that. We are deeply saddened by the condition the children are forced to endure, but its the only legal solution for the problem. Trump administration is working around the clock to change these laws to accommodate more rapid deportation procedures which would not require separating families. The obstinate opposition and fanatical refusal to look at reality of the situation only exacerbates the plight of children. I'm talking about Congress, which has this problem nearly solved. Its all the fault of Democrats who stifle our immigration reform and deny our bills, in despicable and cowardly attack towards the Trump administration policies.
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Radical Alt-Republican2018-06-20 14:55
Beanerspawn should be grateful they get free meals 3 times a day. Its all blown out of proportion, Obama did it too. Children in cages? Its all a big fake nothing-burger.
Fake News showcasing children as photo props to advance their sorosite multiculturalist agenda, and brainwashed TV cucks who need a dose of reality.
Fact #1: beaner crime gangs are product of keeping these children in our country. Fact #2: muh children is not an argument, they're illegal foreign children, America doesn't need the little beaners Fact #3: These camps are better than any house in Mexico Fact #4: They're only upset they can't get hold of their children supply for elite pedo orgies at Washington. /pol/ was right again.
We need to hang the democRats in the streets for treason and sedition. #DayOfTheRope #BuildTheWall #MyBordersMyChoice
We need to understand the key to this horror is toxic masculinity and white patriarchy. A macho man can't handle the thought of being a minority, a loss of patriarchal control over the country, as it becomes more tolerant and diverse. Why protect imaginary lines on the map? The border patrol is patriarchy's guard dog seeking an excuse to enforce arbitrary rules invented to oppress minorities under the guise of a "law", which is by itself a symbol of white domination. A system of inter-generational oppression and toxic masculinity that breeds hate towards other people, justified by a scrap of paper written by plantation owners and violent white supremacists. Can we do better as a species, without tearing families and caging children for crimes they didn't understand?
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Venture Capitalist2018-06-20 15:15
Feed a Child, a new app is in the making, that will allow you to donate directly to children in detention centers with only 10% processing fee. At the cost of your coffee you can Feed a Child for a day. Download the founders edition($5) and save the children NOW. Disclaimer: We don't claim that children in detention camps are malnourished, but we can provide them with better food. Act now.
I'm thinking of a social experiment. I think these posts can be automated using a really neat post generator i recently thought out. A concurrent neural network which could be used to control the narrative on internet forums and learn from responses.
>>20 Generating random strings is hard. I spent 8 hours trying to train a Markov chain I found on Medium like it was a neural network but it didn't work for some reason, so I decided to write my own.
TIL Microsoft is selling automated tabulators to a Donalf Drumpf Immigrant Concentrationkampf Enforcement-SS. Delete your github account to stop the second holocaust and subscribe to our newsletter.