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Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 16:56

Into the void
Because I'm annoyed
Insecure deserialization
Severe derealization
Never meant to
Install gentoo
As I get older
My heart grows colder
Pop another pill
Fentanyl and chill
Pop another shell
Welcome to hell
Fractals and acid
Completely placid
Remote file inclusion
Stuck in this institution
Data exfiltration
Iterator invalidation
Computer science
PCI compliance
Apathetic nihilism
Subterranean animism
Inane comments and pointless diatribes
Dumbfucks taking whatever their pill-pushing doctor prescribes
Extreme depression
Another smoking session
Pack another bowl
Command and control
This is my curse
Heat death of the universe
Git commit suicide
I'm already dead inside
Remote code execution
Chaotic destitution
DLL injection
Can't handle rejection
UDP amplification
Privilege escalation
Solve my riddle
Man in the middle
I'm in your area
Anti-Russian hysteria
High as a kite
It's okay to be white
Fever dreams
Melting steel memes
Emotionally numbed by xanax
Used to get panic attacks
Remote access trojan
IoT shit on Shodan
Kali and Metasploit
Owned like Deloitte
Meaningless nostalgia like Frogger
Crouching tiger, hidden keylogger
Privacy is dead and so am I
Controlling bots like Mirai
Fuzzing for zero-days
Listening to shoegaze
UEFI rootkit
I don't give a shit
People without autonomy
Resort to degeneracy
No time for celebration
Veil evasion
SELECT * FROM users WHERE 1=1
So fucking done
Pivot to domain admin
Scraping pastebin
Stack overflow
C99 and WSO
Lead in the water
Rock of Gibraltar
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Convicted of treason
JavaScript crypto mining
Shitheads tweeting and opining
Integer underflow
Use buzzwords for a higher IPO
Have a brewski
With Dostoevsky
Shut the fuck up about blockchain
Insane in the membrane
Maladaptive daydreaming
Post-ironic meming
Use-After-Free
Kicked from IRC
NOP slide
Sam Hyde
Stare at your phone to avoid eye contact
Use a calculator app because you're too lazy to subtract
netcat backdoor
1984
A husk of a man
Completely deadpan
Brave New WorldStar Hiphop
Pop pop pop, making databases drop
Discourse reduced to likes and emojis
Your files have been encrypted, oh jeez!
XML external entity
Extradition treaty
Habeas corpus callosum
Infosec is awesome
Malware making use of API hooking
I like my iPad more than fucking
Ghost in the shell scripts
Streaming on Spotify instead of torrenting FLAC rips
IDA Pro
What do you know?
Set a breakpoint on my life
Never gonna have a wife
Cross-site requery forgery
Cookie thievery
Snacks is back
Code injection attack
Amusing ourselves to death
"DUDE WEED LMAO" Seth
Lorazepam resonance
Cognitive dissonance
Bad opsec
Top kek
I don't have problems, problems have me
Don't tell me to fuck off and ``go back to /g/''

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-16 12:42

>>40

No. Microsoft Sam would be more suitable.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 1:42

Used to get really high to cope with depression
Introverted loser who struggles with self-expression
Used to use a lot of drugs, but not anymore
Still feeling really sad, wish I had a whore
Thinking about my old trips with acid and mushrooms
Wallow in self-pity and eternal angsty gloom
Listen to sad music, got a pretty dank aesthetic
Feeling sorry for myself and it's pretty pathetic
My ex had a kid, but her baby daddy left her
Going for walks alone in the rainy weather
Stop reacting with love on my Facebook photos
Will I ever find someone else? Who knows
Isolated vagabond drifting from place to place
My folks wish I was more successful and consider me a disgrace
I moved away from our old city to get away from you
Finish my degree and start life anew
Still in touch through social media
Emotions hit like a meteor
I'm not into the girl who's into me currently
Leaving the country soon and need to exchange currency
Distract myself from my feelings with coding
Ominous and foreboding
Only a temporary visa, but I wish it were permanent
Too much effort to become a real resident
Stacks of paperwork on my desk shelf
I wanna get away and find myself
I want to find someone else too
Whoever it is, it certainly won't be you

https://slipimprint.bandcamp.com/album/lost-in-shadows

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 4:08

Burn oh dream mine
Wither will, wonder wane
Sown sorrows bleak and plain
Accursed light that I might see
The face that sees the face that isn't me
Travail be seeds in rotten fruit upon the vine

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 4:17

>>43

on second thought:

1 Burn oh dream mine
2 Wither will, wonder wane
3 Sown sorrows bleak and plain
4 -- Accursed light that I might see
5 -- The face that sees the face that isn't me
6 Travail be seeds in rotten fruit upon the vine


isnt terrible

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 19:53

>>43-44
Very nice!

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-26 20:38

Sometimes, I just don't feel like getting out of bed
Sometimes, I think I'd be better off dead
I think, therefore I am, but sometimes I wonder why
Was I born just to pay bills and then die?
Gonna die alone, completely loveless
Not gonna treat a bitch like a princess
My ex sorta wants me back but she fucks too many dudes
Don't wanna get cucked, puts me in a bad mood
Relationshits are so much effort and I'm just sick of it all
Don't have the energy for anything unless I take Adderall
It sucks putting yourself out there, getting rejected is a drag
Sometimes I want a girl who wants more than just a shag
You're probably sick of this sour grapes shit
It might be cognitive dissonance, I admit
But it's too much drama and not worth it in the end
At this point I don't have the energy to even make a friend
Relationships take time and effort, and require lots of maintenance
Getting close to people makes you vulnerable and sometimes I prefer distance
Can't fit anything else in my schedule, like spending time with you
Bills, work, college, and sleep -- that's what I can do
Sometimes I can't even sleep soundly at night
Then I weep loudly cuz this ain't right
Not doing well in my classes -- getting more and more behind
Having a hard time juggling responsibilities and dealing with the daily grind
Feeling dead inside and can't be bothered anymore
Definitely don't want to be a beta provider for a whore
Can't trust anyone after my ex cheated on me
Sick and tired of dealing with infidelity
Feeling anxious and alone
Renter with no permanent home
So I'll continue to be sad and stick to writing software
A meaningless existence, continuing to go nowhere
Instead of feeling sad, sometimes I feel nothing
Modern American consumerism is disgusting
Shut the fuck up about identity politics
Spend more time experimenting with psychedelics
Downward spiral of depression
Infinite regression
Facebook timeline filled with clickbait articles
We're all just combinations of vibrating particles
Eventual heat death of the universe
She pulls her weed out of her purse
Get drunk and high as fuck and forget about everything
Listen to some music and then dance and sing
Wake up the next morning and everything's the same
Elaborate rituals to play tricks on my brain
Just a temporary distraction
Disappointing social interaction
I think life is meaningless but that's okay
But at least for now, I hope you have a great day
I'm not really sure where I was going with this


I hope this doesn't sound too edgy or emo lol
have a nice day, /lounge/
writing stupid shit like makes me feel better -- kind of cathartic, I guess

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-26 22:22

>>42
Impressively modern lyrics.

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-26 22:30

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-27 11:32

Yesterday, a sore belly
Today, but i'm sure i didn't eat any of that amanita
Tommorrow, i best find some milk thistle

Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 16:25

im extremely gay but I'm straight
no homo intended
kill women and teens
bring back snacks

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