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Name: Anonymous 2018-04-14 16:56

Into the void
Because I'm annoyed
Insecure deserialization
Severe derealization
Never meant to
Install gentoo
As I get older
My heart grows colder
Pop another pill
Fentanyl and chill
Pop another shell
Welcome to hell
Fractals and acid
Completely placid
Remote file inclusion
Stuck in this institution
Data exfiltration
Iterator invalidation
Computer science
PCI compliance
Apathetic nihilism
Subterranean animism
Inane comments and pointless diatribes
Dumbfucks taking whatever their pill-pushing doctor prescribes
Extreme depression
Another smoking session
Pack another bowl
Command and control
This is my curse
Heat death of the universe
Git commit suicide
I'm already dead inside
Remote code execution
Chaotic destitution
DLL injection
Can't handle rejection
UDP amplification
Privilege escalation
Solve my riddle
Man in the middle
I'm in your area
Anti-Russian hysteria
High as a kite
It's okay to be white
Fever dreams
Melting steel memes
Emotionally numbed by xanax
Used to get panic attacks
Remote access trojan
IoT shit on Shodan
Kali and Metasploit
Owned like Deloitte
Meaningless nostalgia like Frogger
Crouching tiger, hidden keylogger
Privacy is dead and so am I
Controlling bots like Mirai
Fuzzing for zero-days
Listening to shoegaze
UEFI rootkit
I don't give a shit
People without autonomy
Resort to degeneracy
No time for celebration
Veil evasion
SELECT * FROM users WHERE 1=1
So fucking done
Pivot to domain admin
Scraping pastebin
Stack overflow
C99 and WSO
Lead in the water
Rock of Gibraltar
My existence is a momentary lapse of reason
Convicted of treason
JavaScript crypto mining
Shitheads tweeting and opining
Integer underflow
Use buzzwords for a higher IPO
Have a brewski
With Dostoevsky
Shut the fuck up about blockchain
Insane in the membrane
Maladaptive daydreaming
Post-ironic meming
Use-After-Free
Kicked from IRC
NOP slide
Sam Hyde
Stare at your phone to avoid eye contact
Use a calculator app because you're too lazy to subtract
netcat backdoor
1984
A husk of a man
Completely deadpan
Brave New WorldStar Hiphop
Pop pop pop, making databases drop
Discourse reduced to likes and emojis
Your files have been encrypted, oh jeez!
XML external entity
Extradition treaty
Habeas corpus callosum
Infosec is awesome
Malware making use of API hooking
I like my iPad more than fucking
Ghost in the shell scripts
Streaming on Spotify instead of torrenting FLAC rips
IDA Pro
What do you know?
Set a breakpoint on my life
Never gonna have a wife
Cross-site requery forgery
Cookie thievery
Snacks is back
Code injection attack
Amusing ourselves to death
"DUDE WEED LMAO" Seth
Lorazepam resonance
Cognitive dissonance
Bad opsec
Top kek
I don't have problems, problems have me
Don't tell me to fuck off and ``go back to /g/''

Name: Anonymous 2018-04-17 1:42

Used to get really high to cope with depression
Introverted loser who struggles with self-expression
Used to use a lot of drugs, but not anymore
Still feeling really sad, wish I had a whore
Thinking about my old trips with acid and mushrooms
Wallow in self-pity and eternal angsty gloom
Listen to sad music, got a pretty dank aesthetic
Feeling sorry for myself and it's pretty pathetic
My ex had a kid, but her baby daddy left her
Going for walks alone in the rainy weather
Stop reacting with love on my Facebook photos
Will I ever find someone else? Who knows
Isolated vagabond drifting from place to place
My folks wish I was more successful and consider me a disgrace
I moved away from our old city to get away from you
Finish my degree and start life anew
Still in touch through social media
Emotions hit like a meteor
I'm not into the girl who's into me currently
Leaving the country soon and need to exchange currency
Distract myself from my feelings with coding
Ominous and foreboding
Only a temporary visa, but I wish it were permanent
Too much effort to become a real resident
Stacks of paperwork on my desk shelf
I wanna get away and find myself
I want to find someone else too
Whoever it is, it certainly won't be you

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