Tipping in the US

Is it true that if you don't tip in restaurants, they spit/jizz in your food?

It is in mine.

easy guide on tipping https://i.imgur.com/5sVlOtS.png

I don't tip to dindus, unless it's in a restaurant (but I don't eat out too often because the food even in good restaurants makes you obese). I especially tip good to whites and white woman, unless they're obvious mudsharks or oil drillers. And avoid Denny's, Wendy's, McDonald's, KFC, Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen, especially if there are three or more dindus in the area. A handy guide is http://demographics.virginia.edu/DotMap/ avoid pretty much any area that isn't white, unless you decide to become a citizen and conceal carry a firearm. Good luck!

>>3
That's not an easy guide at all, dumbass. Not that it matters since eating while sitting is a disgusting semitic habit anyway, eating on the go would literally cure diabetes and remove the need for cryptic esoteric "guides" on tipping.

Universal Basic Income is what we need, not tips. *Tips fedora*

>>5

eating on the go

You still need to tip the cooks

Here's a tip: don't cook bacon naked.