Electrons orbit the atomic nucleus

What if some unknown particles orbit electrons?

If electrons are orbited by some other particles this would explain the chaotic orbits of electrons themselves.

Valery Brusov has a poem about how electrons could be worlds and atoms like whole universes. So this thought is not new.
Also in Stephen King's Tower book a guy implies that their world is like an atom in a blade of grass and that blade of grass is withering, which is why the world is going to hell.

what if your wife orbits my dick?

Scholars have found that human culture operates on a precessional boom-to-bust cycle of 24,000 years based on our proximity to Sirius. According to scientists, this cycle is split into 12 cyclical frames or 'epochs' and from this fact we get the astrological signs. This, or course, indicates that culture is an emergent property of star alignments. This has lead many scholars to theorize that one's personality must be an emergent property of how the electrons and atoms in the body are aligned in their, still undetermined, processional cycle.

What if it's a Ptolemaic electrocentric orbit?

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