Name: KnowYourMeme 2017-01-16 12:01
I know that you’re scared of me you pee shy bitch. Yeah.
You’re afraid of guys like me. Back when you spent a week at summer camp... Back in Hell. You had to get around a trough with the other guys and pull out your little boy dick and try to piss in front of them. You couldn’t do it. They laughed at you.
Because you're pathetic. Because you're pee shy. You can’t even squeeze out a drop without sweating bullets.
So you’re at the office, sitting at your desk. You’re lookin over your shoulder watching the bathroom, waiting for an opportunity where its gonna be empty. Coast seems clear, you walk up and open the door. Theres a urinal and toilet stall. You pick the urinal, maybe that will be quieter, more discrete.
You unzip your pants and try to start pissing. Nothins really coming out, just a few drops. You’re straining hard. Nothings gonna happen.
Because the whole time you’re thinkin about me. Your worst nightmare. And guess what? That's when I walk in. The door smashes against the wall and we lock eyes. Now the waterworks really start, and I ain’t talkin about your piss, I’m talkin about the sweat pouring off your forehead.
So I saunter over to the stall and unzip my pants and pull out my prick. And I start pissin’. And its not a pathetic, weak piss like yours. Its a heavy, thick, uninterrupted stream of piss that thunders into the water for a solid 45 to 55 seconds. Just straight urine coming out of my dick.
The whole time you are standing there, unable to produce a drop, face soaking wet, listening to my piss. You’re freaking out. That's when I throw my head back and yell “Damn that water’s cold!”. That's right, my cock is long as fuck.
And you lose it. You break out sobbing and run out of the bathroom because you're weak. You're worthless.
You're a pee shy bitch.
You’re afraid of guys like me. Back when you spent a week at summer camp... Back in Hell. You had to get around a trough with the other guys and pull out your little boy dick and try to piss in front of them. You couldn’t do it. They laughed at you.
Because you're pathetic. Because you're pee shy. You can’t even squeeze out a drop without sweating bullets.
So you’re at the office, sitting at your desk. You’re lookin over your shoulder watching the bathroom, waiting for an opportunity where its gonna be empty. Coast seems clear, you walk up and open the door. Theres a urinal and toilet stall. You pick the urinal, maybe that will be quieter, more discrete.
You unzip your pants and try to start pissing. Nothins really coming out, just a few drops. You’re straining hard. Nothings gonna happen.
Because the whole time you’re thinkin about me. Your worst nightmare. And guess what? That's when I walk in. The door smashes against the wall and we lock eyes. Now the waterworks really start, and I ain’t talkin about your piss, I’m talkin about the sweat pouring off your forehead.
So I saunter over to the stall and unzip my pants and pull out my prick. And I start pissin’. And its not a pathetic, weak piss like yours. Its a heavy, thick, uninterrupted stream of piss that thunders into the water for a solid 45 to 55 seconds. Just straight urine coming out of my dick.
The whole time you are standing there, unable to produce a drop, face soaking wet, listening to my piss. You’re freaking out. That's when I throw my head back and yell “Damn that water’s cold!”. That's right, my cock is long as fuck.
And you lose it. You break out sobbing and run out of the bathroom because you're weak. You're worthless.
You're a pee shy bitch.