What sort of feudal lord would you be?

I like the idea of having absolute power over my serfs and treating them as my property. I'd take what I want, when I want, Fuck whoever, whenever, and however. Hang peasants for treasonous thoughs on a whim and start wars and make them die for my glory. Yes, I'm afraid I was born too late to fulfill my proper role in this world. What a shame.

I'd be the Resistance obviously

>>2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_peasant_revolts
Sad way to squander your peasant life, peasant. Only Asians are timid enough to cave to the commoners demand.

I'll let you choose between being flayed alive or burned at the stake with your entire family though. You can also mix and match between the two if you want.

It's good to be the leige.

Sounds like you have a case of the good ol' gay autism, friend.

>>4
This thread is still better than 90% of what gets posted on /lounge/.

I would be a Lord that kills other Lords to steal their land and serfs. I would make some serfs officers in charge of others with a slight amount of wealth. This is because I would need help to command such a large number of serfs. 20% of serfs would be officers, 40% agriculture slaves, 40% military. I would also sell my military as a service (MaaS) to other Lords I do not wish to conquer.

I would be the lord of an independent militia of soldiers. The goal of my militia is to enact my mentor's will to "let the world be" so that my soldiers would not be used as tools of the government. I would call it Militaires Sans Frontières. I'm thinking that I could support such a militia by hiring out services as mercenaries and security support.

>>6
I doubt you could support that many soldiers with that ratio of workers. That's also a very bloated officer corps. Each officer is in command of two soldiers. If you have ten thousand peasants do you really need two thousand officers? Most of the soldiers are going to starve because agriculture is really intensive and it probably takes more like 80% to feed themselves and the other twenty percent. There's a reason why slavery is so popular before tractors were invented: farming is fucking hard work.