Esoteric Kekism

Want to know why Trump really won the election?

https://my.mixtape.moe/iwmtcb.webm

Not if it requires clicking on that link.

>>1
That file is so bloated, it crashed my browser!

caught the virus, shit fry my hdd. don't do i t guys

>>2-4
Don't listen to these Jews, they don't want you to discover your true power or place in this Universe. Watch the video.

Don't click, it's CP. I was arrested immediately after clicking that link. I'm looking at 25 years behind bars now. Don't make the same mistake I did.

Hiding CP in virus links is the oldest trick in the book. I'd say nice try, but.... hardly.

>>5
Is it really that difficult to just use words?

97% of all galactic SCIENTISTS agree that EMDrive utilising DARK MOMENTUM is the leading cause of Universal expansion. Electing Drumpf as the president of galaxy is a grave MISTAKE. Drumpf believes that Betelgeusians conjured up Universal expansion to hurt our trade! The AlphaCenturai expansion deal is in tatters, as we speak. It's time we abandon DARKNESS and embrace BRIGHT energies.

https://my.mixtape.moe/etnayx.webm

>>9
If the EM drive accelerates dark matter, it could work.

>>11
What if there's no dark matter?
http://phys.org/news/2016-11-theory-gravity-dark.html

>>12
Next in line would be the other hypothetical/subatomic particles
It could be pushing off gravitons / any of the other force carriers

Via quantum theory, protons and neutrons were found to contain quarks—up quarks and down quarks—now considered elementary particles.[1] And within a molecule, the electron's three degrees of freedom (charge, spin, orbital) can separate via wavefunction into three quasiparticles (holon, spinon, orbiton).[6] Yet a free electron—which, not orbiting an atomic nucleus, lacks orbital motion—appears unsplittable and remains regarded as an elementary particle.[6]

>>12
Interesting thing about Verlinde's work is that it really backs up the idea that he who controls the memes controls the Universe. Not only is there no dark matter, but matter and energy are also emergent from information.

http://www.numerology.com/numerology-numbers/11-master-number

mfw he cant even use twitter properly

Trump is going to be our President. We owe him an open mind and the chance to lead." So much time and money will be spent - same result! Sad
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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 22h22 hours ago

this election. That is a direct threat to our democracy." She then said, "We have to accept the results and look to the future, Donald --
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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 22h22 hours ago

of position." Then, separately she stated, "He said something truly horrifying ... he refused to say that he would respect the results of --
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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 22h22 hours ago

during a general election. I, for one, am appalled that somebody that is the nominee of one of our two major parties would take that kind --
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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 22h22 hours ago

and fair elections. We've accepted the outcomes when we may not have liked them, and that is what must be expected of anyone standing on a -
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Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 22h22 hours ago

Hillary's debate answer on delay: "That is horrifying. That is not the way our democracy works. Been around for 240 years. We've had free --
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How is Twitter not bankrupt yet?

>>17
CIA funds it as a Jewish propaganda tool.

https://i.sli.mg/VMJr5g.jpg

>>18
Judeofluid is a religious identity best described as a dynamic mix of Jew and gentile. A person who is Judeofluid may always feel like a mix of the two traditional Abrahamic religions, but may feel more gentile some days, and more Jewish other days.
Being Judeofluid has nothing to do with which sect one belongs to, nor whether or not they are a Zionist.

>>17
More importantly, what are they spending two and a half billion dollars on every year? It's a text message broadcasting service, what is so damn expensive?

>>21
Real-time grep and autoplay video is difficult to implement.

But seriously, you can see for yourself.
https://www.sec.gov/cgi-bin/browse-edgar?CIK=twtr

>>22
PRAISE KEEK AND MEME MAGIC

>>21
Rebroadcasting arbitrary tweets to arbitrary accounts isn't so straightforward in implementation. The idea is simple enough but it's not so easy to make it happen so quickly that it seems instantaneous. In the past, people complained to Twitter that a Tweet didn't appear in their follower's feeds for half an hour. These days, it will appear within the minute.

EM Drive? More like S² Engine!

>>25
When reality contradicts theory, its obvious reality is at fault.

>>24
That problem was solved in the 70s. Emailing someone on the same domain took milliseconds.