Yandere

How do I get irl yandere gfs?

Biology

>>1 Yandere are these "psychotic clingy ex-girlfriends" people avoid like the plague. Are you sure?

I am glad that there is a fellow yandere-lover in my /lounge/. What's better than an obsessive overly-protective girlfriend that will never want to cause harm or sadness to you, who will love you forever, who will protect you with her life and help you in any difficulty that you may encounter, who will try to love your fucked up hobbies, who will not be disappointed at you for not having any real life friends, who will read SICP with you, who will literally kill your enemies and who will allow you to do whatever you want to her?
A true yandere would never accuse you of rape even if you actually raped her.

JACKSON FIVE GET

>>4
That's not yandere.

>>6
what's yandere?

>>7
That one pink haired girl from Mirai Nikki.

>>6
That one pink haired girl from Shiki.

>>9
I tried multiple time to watch it for her but the anime is too gay

>>10
not as gay as these dubs

>>11
nailed it

>>1
Go to your nearest mental ward.

>>13
That's why i'm here at /lounge/

U, still don't have a yandere gf wtf, she's not trying very hard to find me, might have to dump her/

STILL DON'T HAVE A YANDERE GF

maybe if I become a celebrity i'll gain stalkers